A very flattering mail from annie*****@gmail.com to me:
Sat, Jun 25, 2011 at 8:14 PM
heyya, i added you 'coz your id was in my contacts..i mean i don't recall you, do you've any idea?
And the reply:
Sun, Jun 26, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Heyya,
No, I can't remember why you added me. I would have remembered had it not been for me being diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease and all, only last Monday. Oh yeah, it's dreadful. Tell me about it.
Most people would be appalled if not enraged at your question but I can totally relate to it. After the doctor told me about my condition, for a day or two I just kept looking at my gmail contacts wondering who these fifteen people were. Later I gained courage and wrote mails to all of them telling them about my condition and asking them who they were. However, all of them replied on similar lines - asking me to have sex with myself, and asking me to grow up, and that Alzheimer's is not funny. I don't get it; why would I find Alzheimer's funny: I have Alzheimer's.
I hope at least you will sympathize with me and won't tell me to get a life and to get a girlfriend and to have something better to do on a Sunday morning than writing long mails on Alzheimer's. Mostly because I have a girlfriend. Of course, I don't remember it. But she keeps calling me and whenever we meet she tells me that I used to love her but I can't see why.
Anyway, so the moot point is I can't really help with your problem. In case you figure out by yourself how we know each other, don't bother telling me because I would have forgotten this conversation of ours by then.
Thanks,
Wait ... who am I
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Hiya,
There are a lot of escort cabs from the airport. You need not worry. They are very polite and the rates are very reasonable.
Not many of the cab drivers are girls though and gauging from your query it looks like you are more into girl drivers. But you can always wait and hang around the parking lot if you are that insistent.
Thanks.
Did annie too ask you to 'have sex with yourself' ?
No, she/he didn't. Actually she/he was more polite than all of my fifteen friends put together in that she/he didn't even reply.
This, of course, offset my plans of writing long and winding replies on the impossibility of having sex with myself and futility of it even if I succeed in pulling it off somehow. And then assuming what she/he would reply to my reply, and then writing my reply to her reply to my reply to her query.
I don't how David Thorne manages to get mails from so many impolite people.
men fake it too
Politeness or Alzheimer's?
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